10 of the Best: (because they made me smile~)
- Your name must be Visa, because your body
is everywhere I want to be
- Baby, I'm an American Express lover. You shouldn't
go home without me.
- You've got 206 bones in your body. Want one more?
- I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked
- Your name must be Windex, because I can see myself in you.
- Wanna play house? You can be the screen door and I'll slam you all night long
- [If you spot her waiting in a restaurant/theater/club] If he doesn't show up, I'll be right over here
- Is there a rainbow here? Because you're the treasure I've been searching for.
- Give a rose to her and say: I wanted to show this rose how beautiful you are
- Excuse me, do you mind if I stare at you for a minute? I want to remember your face for my dreams.
10 of the Worst: (because I don't think any woman wants to hear these.)
- (Look down at your crotch) Well, it's not going to suck itself
- Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
- If you were a booger I'd pick you first
- Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?
- Hi, my name is ____. Don't forget it, because you'll be screaming it later on tonight.
- That shirt is very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too.
- Did you fart? Because you just blew me away.
- Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
- I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you
- I've got necrophilia, how good are you at playing dead? [Note: Necrophilia is having a sexual attraction to corpses…..now THAT’S a turn on isn't it? :D ]
And now.....Christmas themed pick-up lines?
(these cats look as clueless as I was when I saw the words "Pick-up lines, for elves.")
1. All day I make toys -- all night I make love
2. That's quite a set of ornaments you've got there
3. I can get you off the naughty list
4. I'll make you shake like a bowl full of jelly
5. I've got something you can hang a wreath on
I hope you enjoyed the list, as random as it was. And now I'll once more wish you all a Happy Valentine's Day! (don't forget to give any pets you may have some love too <3 )